BEFORE

Ohhh look at me! I take pictures of myself with my iphone! This picture is on a downward angle and I’m probably in a bathroom somewhere. I make emo’s eye duct’s jealous!

AFTER

Anyone have a spare hairbrush?

Please note the half closed right eye.

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Later in the night, I disappeared, but don’t you worry – I left clues.

For the record, I have no idea who that guy is.

Although I had a big night out in the city on Saturday for my birthday, the actual date of my birthday was Thursday. A few of us went out to a local pub for celebration. And I busted out my new iphone camera for documentation.

BEFORE

AFTER

I don’t know what’s going on here. But I assume I deserved the abuse.

?????????????? That’s not my hand! Get your finger away from my nostrils please.

I know, I was hoping they would kiss too, but it never happened.

*Sad Face*