By: Hogga
You’re so easy… What a bunch of suckers! I’m not about to tell you of some hunky man who has finally been able to tame this wild, single lass. I’m going to tell you how I went from hating a city to falling in love with it!
The city? Granada, Nicaragua. I’m sure most people who’ve been there would ask “how could you ever hate it?”. Granada has a lively city centre and a few blocks lined with patio bars. The people are super friendly (some a bit fucking weird) but it was definitely my kinda place. Did I mention there’s a few streets lined with bars? HA! Heaven!
Unfortunately, when I first arrived there, my friend and I spent hours walking in circles around the deserted back streets, unaware of the city center, bar streets and other awesomeness.
The restaurant we chose didn’t serve booze (FAIL) and the bar we found later was very sketchy. And by sketchy, I mean… I was verbally molested.
I blame myself for my initial impression of Granada. I didn’t do any research on the city, I just hopped on a hot, sweaty bus there. Eventually I found out where the stores, bars, restaurants and of course, sexy Latin men were located. I ended up spending a week there and actually going back again a month later. That’s how much it tickled me in a romantic, non sexual way… well maybe a bit sexual. But this blog is PG13, so I’ll save those stories for ChickenChunk.com
Awesome Things to Do in Granada
– Ride in a horse and buggy around town, touring the historical buildings. (Beer makes this trip more awesome).
– Take a boat ride around the 300-something islands. The lake may not look that appealing, but once you get into the area with all the islands it’s gorgeous. (Beer makes this trip more awesome).
– Go smoke and buy cigars. (They give you rum, but you may want to bring beer)
– Go to the chocolate factory/store. (You probably need a beer for the walk there, it’s hot in Granada).
– Go to a pool party on Saturday night at the back of Encuentros. (And drink beer)
– Drink beer on a patio or at my favorite Irish pub (Kelly’s Bar – the owner and everyone who works there is super friendly).
– Plus there’s a whole bunch of tours to volcanoes and stuff like that (I don’t know if you’re allowed to bring beer).
Have you been to Granada, Nicaragua? Anyone else meet crazy Ricardo? (aka Ricky). If so, please share your stories!
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Can’t help but feel 100% responsible for you using the word “lass!” 😉
You’re responsible for a lot of things. No come take care of your bastard child!
I’ve got nothing against beer but I remember (well, mostly) having a some quality Mojitos there.
Granada was also one of the places I absolutely had to extend my stay for and where I was first introduced to the wondrously tasty pupusa! Great memories…
Ahhh I wish I liked Mojitos. I found a quality Bloody Mary there though. I went and had one every day for a week haha.
I didn’t like Granada at all, too slick looking – plus they had that Irish pub…
I think you’re thinking of the Irish pub on the street with bars. This one was around the corner where I met most of my local friends. A few expats would be there sometimes, but very rarely.
Granda was my first stop on my first out-of-my-comfort-zone trip overseas and will always have a special place in my heart 🙂
That’s like Lima, Peru for me 🙂
How the hell didn’t I get to Granada when I was working there? There’s beer! Damn it. I might go back sometime.
I did catch the “Ben-Hur” show in Managua, and some other weird things.
Interesting point of view, I was almost a centroamericano at the time, so I didn’t do a lot of tourist-y stuff.
I almost had a heat-stroke, and barely survived corrupt policemen and a couple scorpions on the floor. Ahh, memories.
I love your writing style Hogga!
You do realize 6 out of 7 of your things to do involved beer on some level.
I’m not criticizing. I’m actually kind of impressed.
Oh my …you must be speaking of the crazy Ricardo I met. I have a few stories…not made for public viewing…we will have to discuss. lol. I have to say …Granada was nice, too gringo for me. Leon stole my heart.
That’s exactly what my other friend said about Leon and Granada. And yes it MUST be crazy Ricardo. He’s quite the city celebrity.
Well this is a few weeks late.. I got so excited after the Budapest weekend that I forgot to finish this blog about Granada!-Another great city in spain that I love! Mainly for the architecture and free tapa with a beer at every restaurant. That’s what Granada is known for and I am completely fine with that 🙂 A beautiful city, La Alhambra, and tapas makes for a fun 2 days with our program! I wish I could have stayed longer, but I’ll have to save that for my next trip to Spain I think.
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