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How People Get to The Traveller From Google

Travel Blog - Ross French - June 7, 2012

google

By: Hogga

Out of boredom, I decided to see what people typed in Google to find their way to TheTraveller. Here’s the best of the outcome.

google

success baby (it’s true, I am a god)
i hate physics (??? I don’t even know what physics means?)
what are the bene fits of trevelling for the trevler (I must have spelled something wrong on my own blog, so I can’t really make fun of this person)
sexy south-american men (this does not surprise me at all, I just wish I had more images on my site for this person)
attitude baby pics (for serious?)
crazy woman (I never claimed to be sane)
don t like the feel of sand (haha, someone feels my pain)
ass hong kong
walk drunk roma (don’t look to me to teach you how to walk when you’re drunk, I fall down ALL the time)
johnny ward traveler girlfriend (what????)
bfn hfg h \ (that’s about right…)
the penis game (I really did explain this game in this post)
drunk man passed out
awesomesauce face (I LOVE LOVE LOVE that someone found my blog by Googling this)
guys i would go gay for
positive attitude babies
hard penis
orgasm tumblr
www.gay.dilly
juniors naked
moose accident newfoundland
pee sand
i m drinking a bit now. (there is a period at the end of this sentence, this dude is serious about his drinking)
peeing in the middle of
desert sand jesus
how do u avoid political unrest (imagine it was Obama Googling this? HA!)
how much underwear should you have to be a minimalist (hahah I hope for other people’s sake they figure this one out)
ive never gonne to eaurope (probably because you can’t spell…)
flip flop with socks
lindsay canada travel costa rica liberia jesus blog (I associate my name with Jesus quite often as well…)
off road peeing
horse pee
matt kepnes gay (well this is awkward…)
site thetravellerworldguide.com alcohol (HAHAHA… yes, alcohol is correct).
a sweet ass (you’ve come to the right place)
kangaroo scrotum bottle opener surfers paradise (send one of those my way when you find em)
being a woman (I can’t help you here)
super drunk person (meeeeeeee!!!!!!!)
how to hook up while traveling (get drunk and molest people)
traveler fucking outside (no comment)
i like to die (well this is depressing)
cute kisses (must have taken a wrong turn somewhere on Google)

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    Harrison June 7, 2012 at 8:50 AM

    That’s a whole lot of pee!

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    Ian [EagerExistence] June 7, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    Hahaha. From the UK my biggest search term is “Pimark Ski wear”. Lolz.
    Other doozies include “alcohol luggage easyjet”, “burning man orgy”, and “can i fake my credit card being stolen”.
    plus lots of more boring ones.

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      Hogga June 10, 2012 at 3:34 PM

      HAHAHA… amazing!

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    Marina June 7, 2012 at 10:55 AM

    I can only hope that someday someone will find my site with a search entry as amazing as “kangaroo scrotum bottle opener surfers paradise”. Because the kind of person who would type that gibberish must be awesome.

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      Ian [EagerExistence] June 7, 2012 at 12:02 PM

      The ‘Roo Nuts opener is a real thing http://bit.ly/KeM4xN
      …glad to be of service.

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        Hogga June 10, 2012 at 3:35 PM

        OMFG! Yeah, I’m pretty proud, someone found The Traveller by Googling that

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    Genevieve June 10, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    This post was hilarious, and awesomesauce face

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    Abby June 10, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    That’s hilarious. I’m not sure I’d want to do that search on mine lol. I’m not man enough!

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    • Hogga
      Hogga June 12, 2012 at 8:13 PM

      Let me do it for you!

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    Erica June 11, 2012 at 2:10 AM

    ahaha awesome list.
    Sometimes I see weird search terms, but I have to say that you’ve one-uped all of them!

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    • Hogga
      Hogga June 12, 2012 at 8:12 PM

      BAM. I win at Google

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    Yvonne June 12, 2012 at 7:10 AM

    haha! awesome! my two fav ones on my blog are: “Yvonne naked on the street” and “Is there a museum in Berlin and if so what is it about?”

    Reply
    • Hogga
      Hogga June 12, 2012 at 8:13 PM

      HAHAHHAA those are amazing!

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    Rich Polanco June 18, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    Ha! “Attitude baby pics”??? I think they were looking for “Get to the choppa” baby.

    Maybe do a version with the caption “Get to the Hogga”? That’d be cool 😛

    -Rich

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    Callie July 15, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    This is hilarious! People are fucked up.

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